*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
Tracks
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
Hetalia + shine bright like a doitsu.
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
- Is that John Green
- Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
- Sherlock fandom u ok
- Can you spot the vegan
- Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
- Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Hardmode:
- Is it the Australian night bloggers
The new nerve wrecking
- Did I or did I not press anon
- Are they mad or just too busy to reply
Also Commonly Used:
- is this a fic yet or
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
my feels!
Second that for writers as well, big time!
And musicians, I can never seem to get down what I hear in my head!
basically every artist has this problem so yeah
THISSSSSSSSSS THISSSSSSSSSS^
*Still crying ten years later over this*
Pallas Cat Kittens (x) - Wildlife Heritage Foundation
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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Track Name
Dancing Lasha Tumbai
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Album
Eurovision Song Contest 2007
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Artist
Verka Serduchka
still the best Eurovision song
don’t even argue with me
just accept it
they were fucking robbed, still mad about this like 7 or 8 years later
This song is all I’ve ever wanted to be in life.
[x]
Always happy when this comes back around on the dash…
(Source: holepsi)
Jace proposing the Will Herondale way
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Jace:
Of course you can have a true Shadowhunter name. You can have mine.
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Clary:
...Which one?
#c6db24
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1:
post a selfie?
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2:
do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?
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3:
do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls?
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4:
what's your favorite song at the moment?
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5:
what was the last song you listened to?
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6:
do you have a tumblr crush?
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7:
who is your tumblr crush?
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8:
what are you doing right now?
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9:
do you have any siblings?
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10:
what's you ethnicity?
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what's your favorite subject in school?
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12:
what's your favorite color?
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what's your favorite sports team?
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14:
what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
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when did you make your tumblr?
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how many followers do you have?
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do you like where you live?
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is your room super messy or really clean?
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do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
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do you prefer pens or pencils?
whenever kirk is off on a mission or something and spock is left in charge of the enterprise, mccoy just sort of
wanders in
it’s like he has this sense that spock is going to need someone to disagree with him in order to move the plot along in the next three minutes!!!
it’s great
#NURSE CHAPEL WATCH THE PATIENTS #MY SENSORS TELL ME THAT SPOCK IS BEING WRONG ON THE BRIDGE
(Source: kimcardassian)
